E: Mommy, I want to put lipstick on Will.
Me: No, honey you can't, Will is a boy.
E: Can you return him and get a girl, so I can put lipstick on her?
Me: Mommy is a Republican.
E: I am a Registered Princess.
E: Moooooooooooomy, William took off his antler on his cootie.
Me: Well, honey, he doesn't understand how to play cooties, he is a baby.
E: Well, if he wants to play, he has to follow the rules.
E: Mommy, Will said I can play with his blanket.
(Looks at Will)
E: What, what's that Will, I can play with your toys too. Oh what a nice brother.
Love this girl and her spunk!


1 comment:
LOVE IT!!! Kid conversations are the best. I laugh so hard.
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